Thursday, March 19, 2015

Brace Yourselves!

It's two days until open season on Aries - 3/21 to 4/20

The Ram will butt heads with anyone from God on down over anything!  Pushy, selfish and fearless; they yell until people give in just for peace.  Belligerent to all and charitable toward none, their movements are quick, capable and they are credit card abusers.  They will cheerfully pay -- but you have to catch them first. 

They prefer glory to money but manage to spend abundant amounts of it anyhow.   They only have friends or enemies and the latter outnumber the former by the millions.   Gifted in gab and daubed in bullshit, they can talk for hours on subjects they know nothing about.  They are blind, deaf and dumb to anything they don't want to know and fail to recognize defeat when it is staring them in the face. 

They forget the past, have no interest in the future and are only interested in today.
Famous Aries include Bette Davis and Nikita Khrushchev.

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