FOR WELCOMING TYPES
Porch light working; new bulb
Enough candy to give everyone in Las Vegas a sugar high
Solar lights working on approach to the house
Funny hat to wear while opening the door - show you're in the spirit of this thing!
Big pumpkins decorating the front porch
FOR OTHERS
Take out the porch light and set it aside where you won't forget it.
No candy at all
Solar lights leading to house - unstaked and stacked in the garage
No pumpkins - they'd just get stolen anyhow
"Vicious Dog" sign mounted prominently on front porch. "Chien Lunatique" (crazy cat) doesn't work.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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