Arizona

The ACLU and other liberal parties are clawing their faces and screaming "Profiling!"

Um, what is a "registered sex offender" if not someone who has been profiled?

Why CAN'T illegal aliens be identified as such? Why do so many eyes seem not register the "illegal" part?

In other news, my dear sister has informed me that I ran the wrong brisket recipe. She said if I behaved, she'd send the right one. Based on the above... don't go out and buy the beef now.