Saturday, December 22, 2018

"Oh, Er, No Thank You!"

That was me turning down an invitation to join Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip and on down to Kate and Williams' sprogs.  Nothing against the pleasure of their company, but, uh, the dinner is, uh, less than appealing.

Post church lunch - starters of a shrimp or lobster salad, followed by roast turkey carved table side - no mention of stuffing or gravy - parsnips, carrots, Brussel sprouts topped off with a Christmas pudding and brandy butter.

With drinks though there is something of interest - Potted Shrimp, said to be a Royal favorite which is quietly amusing because it was Wallis Simpson's favorite cocktail tidbit.  I think we all know what the then royal family though of Wally.  Strumpet being the least of it …

This is her recipe - equal amounts butter and little bay shrimp mashed into a paste with a nutmeg sprinkle over and into the pot.  Chill until ready to be eaten on warm toast points.  In theory this melts the butter in the pot and adds richness to the whole thing.

But I don't fancy having to make an entire meal of an appetizer.  And if upon being welcomed it was noted that you had McDonald breath … heads might roll in this day and age again.  

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