Monday, May 19, 2014

"I Read the News Today, O Boy..."

Food Fight!  The GOP is going up against Michelle Obama.  School luncheons are the cause of the fray. 

Michael Jackson was made to appear as if he had returned from the dead with the use of a hologram of him with live dancers at the Las Vegas Billboard Music Awards.  Talk about a Dubious Achievement.  (H/T Esquire

Today's Wall Street Journal carries an article that won't please Hillary.  A pair of attorneys have filed suit for an audit of Interim Haiti Recovery Commission, which received huge sums of money from the State Department after a devastating earthquake.  Turns out that Bill Clinton is the head of Interim...

Dateline:  Pike, TN,  has banned droopy drawers.  "Yo, dog - hike up your pants or you'll get fined $25 for the first offense and $50 for the second or more.  Called 'public indecency; or somethin'"  

The Mayor said, "All I know is we just don't want them running* around our streets half naked.  That's the bottom line."

*  I don't think they can run.  I saw one once whose pants were dropped so far down that I wondered if his equipage was all that held them up AND he was mncing along like a French Duke.  Run?  Not so much... 

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