Psst ... Wanna Buy a T-Shirt?

The What On Earth catalog arrived here yesterday.  Mostly the t-shirt captions are silly, but these are true: 

WRINKLED 
was not what one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.  

What Doesn't Kill You Only Delays the Inevitable.

You're Never Too Old for Naptime!

Organized People Are Just Too Lazy to Look for Things.